Sometimes we just have to ask: what were they thinking? Fashion crimes against Dan and Emma in particular have been on the rise lately and here my guest editors and I will dicuss these fashion tragedies in hopes of doing a public service. Stop Fashion Crimes!


Note: Fashion crimes have no statute of limitation therefore I don't care how old they are. Style and trends will also be commented on. No offense is meant to any actor, only to the offending style. Just laugh and enjoy. And maybe protect yourself against fashion wrongs! And once in a while a Fashion-Do will be commented on so that we don't completely loose hope in Dan and Emma. We have to compliment them once in a while so they don't give up. Enjoy folks!


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Photos thanks to Unforgivable-Curses.net via HPANA here and here

Crime: Badass attitude while wearing a little tie Criminal: Devon Murray Accomplice: GoF filming Date Cited: 6.30.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael Mike: What's with the tie? Kate: It's normal for his character. It was in the movie like that, too. Seamus Finnegan would totally tie his tie like that. Mike: And look at the smoking. Isn't he 12 years old? Kate: No, I'm not sure how old he is exactly here. Like 14 or 15. Mike: I feel so old. Kate: "I don't care about this f'ing tie. I don't care about this stupid-assed Harry Potter movie. All I need is my cigarettes, my wallet and my trailer. When do I get paid? And where's my trailer whore? I was promised a trailer whore." Mike: "Nah, fuck you, I'm not waiting on your pussy sets for my filming time. I'm sitting in this fuckin' trailer and havin' me a fuckin' smoke and I don't give two shits if I get your fancy Harry Potter uniform all dirty, you Hollywood queers." Kate: He's so badass. Mike: It's hard to be a badass when you're wearing a Harry Potter uniform with a little tie like that. Kate: There's something about those Nike's that freaks me out. I notice a lot of girls wearing those too. They're so ugly. Mike: And not at all badass. Kate: He holds his cigarettes in that badass style though. With the tips of his index finger and thumb. Mike: Only a wus would hold his cigarette in between his first 2 fingers. That's for little girls who don't have a badass trailer like him. Kate: He's the man. Mike: His parents probably kicked his ass after this picture came out. Kate: Hahahahahaa... probably. Not such a badass now is he?! Mike: That's why he was sitting outside the trailer...so his mom wouldn't catch him. Kate: That's why he looks so pensive and depressed in that second pic. He's thinking about how he can explain himself when the picture comes out. Mike: No chance. My dad caught me smoking when I was 13 and he made me smoke a whole carton of Camels Unfiltered until I threw up. That's love. I never smoked again. In fact, I twitch when I even smell a Camel cigarette. Kate: Lets hope Devon's parents will go with that good advice.