Sometimes we just have to ask: what were they thinking? Fashion crimes against Dan and Emma in particular have been on
the rise lately and here my guest patrolers and I will dicuss these fashion tragedies in hopes of doing a public service.
Note: Fashion crimes have no statute of limitation therefore I don't care how long ago it was or old they are/were. Style and trends will also
be cited. No offense is meant to any actor, only to the offending style. Just laugh and enjoy. And maybe protect
yourself against fashion wrongs! And once in a while a Fashion-Do will be commented on so that we don't completely loose
hope in Dan and Emma. We have to compliment them once in a while so they don't give up. Enjoy folks! Stop Fashion Crimes!
Crime: Making the Flobee look like a good alternative Criminal: Emma Watson Accomplice: Superbowl Appearance Date Cited: 6.28.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael.
Crime: Ripping off the trekkies. Criminals: Dan and Emma Accomplice: PoA Photocall Date Cited: 6.28.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael.
Crime: Making us remember the 70's Criminal: Dan Radcliffe Accomplice: Misc PoA Press Junket Date Cited: 6.28.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael.
Crime: 80's clothes, anorexic looking Dan Criminal: Dan Radcliffe Accomplice: Parade Magazine Date Cited: 6.28.05 Guest Patroler: My friend, Laura, who knows nothing about HP.
Crime: Blinding us with paisley Criminals: Dan Radcliffe and Emma Watson Accomplice: Chamber of Secrets Premiere, Los Angeles Date Cited: 6.29.05 Guest Patroler: Heather from the HLH Group
Crime: Hippie revival Criminal: Rupert Grint Accomplice: An Audience with Al Murray Date Cited: 6.30.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael
Crime: Badass attitude while wearing a little tie Criminal: Devon Murray Accomplice: GoF filming Date Cited: 6.30.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Michael
Crime: A whole bunch of weird Event: CoS Press Junket Cited: Emma Watson and Dan Radcliffe Date: 7.06.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Mike
Crime: Looking like a big pack of Lifesavers Event: Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert Cited: Dan Radcliffe Date: 7.09.05 Guest Patroler: Heather from the HLH Group
Crime: A dress that we have to read Event: Bafta Awards, 2005 Cited: Emma Watson Date: 7.09.05 Guest Patroler: My good friend, Tracy
Crime: Ripping off a bunch of nationalities Criminals: Emma Watson Accomplice: Wimbledon premiere Date Cited: 7.09.05 Guest Patroler: My co-worker, Abby
Crime: FASHION 'DO'!: Blessed by green! Criminals: Honored: Dan Radcliffe Accomplice: Dateline, NBC Date Commended: 7.09.05 Guest Patroler: My friend & fellow DR lover, Kylie
Crime: Scouring the Consignment shops for clothes. Criminals: Rupert Grint, Emma Watson and Dan Radcliffe Accomplice: PoA DVD Release Date Cited: 7.08.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Mike Citizen's Arrest Made By: Hannie NEW!
Crime: Cosby Show Flashbacks Criminal: Emma Watson Accomplice: Teen Vogue, 2005 Date Cited: 8.27.05 Guest Patroler: My husband, Mike NEW!
About this section: All conversations are done by mail or Instant Message, excluding the ones with my husband (which are usually done by typing in our responses but sometimes we e-mail), and are edited only for spelling and length. Please excuse spelling or grammar mistakes on either my or the guest patroler's parts. It's really supposed to be conversational and proper grammar isn't always part of a normal conversation. Also, please just enjoy the section and understand that it's a joke- it's not meant to be taken seriously in any way. Dan and Emma as well as any other cast or crew member we poke fun of are all beautiful people who dress and look 1000x better than we do on our best day, so no offense is meant to anyone. I hope you all enjoy.
When sending in a Fashion Crime, please don't be offended if it isn't used for whatever reason. Only serious fashion crimes will be discussed. Please submit the full size picture (and it must be at least 200x200 pixels wide), the exact link from wherever you got the image so I can properly credit, and your screen name so that I can give you credit for sending it in. If these 3 things aren't sent, I can't put up the photo. And PLEASE do not send in your own comments toward the picture- the fashion patrolers will do that. Do not ask to be a patroler. Thank you! Now send it in!
