Sometimes we just have to ask: what were they thinking? Fashion crimes against Dan and Emma in particular have been on
the rise lately and here my guest editors and I will dicuss these fashion tragedies in hopes of doing a public service.
Stop Fashion Crimes!
Note: Fashion crimes have no statute of limitation therefore I don't care how old they are. Style and trends will also
be commented on. No offense is meant to any actor, only to the offending style. Just laugh and enjoy. And maybe protect
yourself against fashion wrongs! And once in a while a Fashion-Do will be commented on so that we don't completely loose
hope in Dan and Emma. We have to compliment them once in a while so they don't give up. Enjoy folks!
Report a Dan and/or Emma fashion crime.
Crime: 80's clothes, anorexic looking Dan|
Criminal: Dan Radcliffe
Accomplice: Parade Magazine
Date Cited: 6.28.05
Guest Patroler: My friend, Laura, who knows nothing about HP.
Kate: "Hi I'm Dan Radcliffe. Please feed me."
Laura: He looks so anorexic and bony! I just want to make him some muffins or something.
Kate: He's got stick figure legs here and no ass. And the shoes... eww.
Laura: What's with that shirt? I think I had one like that when I was 8. Why does he wear so many girlish shirts? A lot of the
pics you sent had him wearing really girly clothes. Does his stylist just hate him? Is he/she mad at him? It's the only
Kate: It must be because no one would choose to wear this. Maybe the stylist was starving him to death because he refused to wear these clothes, but he couldn't take it anymore and gave in.
Laura: That would explain the guant look. Is that what he looks like all the time though?
Kate: No, not at all. He's actually quite attractive. I'll send you some nice pics. I sent you all bad ones, so now you have a skewed perspective. He really is a good looking kid.
Laura: That must be it.
Kate: Is it me or is his head bigger than his entire body? He's like a weeble. It doesn't look like he has enough body weight
to hold up his head. It's a mystery.
Laura: Maybe the laws of gravity don't apply to him.
Kate: I think those shoes went out of style back when that shirt went out of style. It's like Dan's in a fashion time warp.
Laura: His hair is like a 70's anchorman. Are they trying to make him look older or something?
Kate: They're trying to make him look lame.
Laura: They succeeded. They really succeeded.
Kate: Go team.