Welcome to the Harry-Hermione, Etc. section, aka Extras. Here you'll find some of the biggest and best parts of this site, and the stuff that just doesn't fit under any heading!

»  Book Moments
»  Book Quotes
»  The Slightly Skewed Recaps
»  Fashion Patrol
»  Character & Actor Bios
»  The Hollow: HLH Forums
»  HLH Poll of the Week
»  Edited For Stupidity
»  Site F.A.Q. & Usage Guidelines
»  Awards & Appreciation
»  Link to Me


Book Moments
Book and movie moments focusing on H/Hr. I'm one of those people that can dissect every line, every word, every second Harry and Hermione are together and put it back together again in a way that makes sense. So I'll probably find moments and reasons other people wouldn't consider as such. Enjoy!

»  HP and The Sorcerer's Stone/ Philosopher's Stone
»  HP and the Chamber of Secrets
»  HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban
»  HP and the Goblet of Fire
»  HP and the Order of the Phoenix

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Book Quotes
My favorite quotes from the books and films. These include some of my favorite scenes with our H/Hr duo and any quote I feel really helps to further their friendship and romance.

»  HP and The Sorcerer's Stone/ Philosopher's Stone
»  HP and the Chamber of Secrets
»  HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban
»  HP and the Goblet of Fire
»  HP and the Order of the Phoenix

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The Slightly Skewed Recaps
So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

»  The Sorcerer's Stone
»  The Chamber of Secrets
»  The Prisoner of Azkaban

The site is now closed, so I doubt I'll be doing recaps for the other movies. I received a lot of pressure and mails to finish the third one and, if I can I will but I honestly have no idea when or if I ever will. If somewhere down the line I do decide to do them, then it will be when I want so that I don't feel completely pressured to hurry them along. But thank you for all of your continued interest!!

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Fashion Patrol!
Sometimes we just have to ask: what were they thinking? Fashion crimes against Dan and Emma in particular have been on the rise lately and here my guest patrolers and I will dicuss these fashion tragedies in hopes of doing a public service. Stop Fashion Crimes!

»  Bare witness to the tragedy...

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Character & Actor Bios
Small biography for each of our favorite characters and actors, particularly Harry and Hermione. Keep in mind these bios are from a Harry-Hermione shipper standpoint.

»  Harry and Hermione

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Edited For Stupidity
Every once in a while I get a very special e-mail or guestbook entry from some sort of crackhead-monkey-troll who thinks they're clever and bashes me or my site, despite my thoughts on ship wars and other ships. Normally I would think nothing of it and just go about my day. I honestly take no offense to any hate mail I get, usually because it's not as scathing as it is so freaking funny! Sometimes I love getting them simply to remember that I must be doing something right if I'm pissing off so many non-HHr shippers. They just beg to be seen. I mean, I shouldn't be the only one privileged enough to bask in the brilliance of these intellectual minds of our generation. So follow the link, mind the disclaimers, and be prepared to laugh like crazy!

»  Edited For Stupidity!

And please read over the EFS FAQ before mailing me with your nonsense, before judging me or this site, or even if you enjoy the section. Flaming is wrong. ON ALL ACCOUNTS!

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The Hollow: The Harry & Hermione Forums (NEW!)
I was getting a lot of mail recently about how the Portkey was down. People were asking if I knew of anywhere where HHr folks still hung out. I couldn't find anything so I thought I'd create a forum for people to post fics, art, to chat, etc., etc. Please feel free to join but mind the common sense rules, found here:


Have Fun!

HLH Excessively Facetious & Strikingly Snarky Poll of the Week
You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.

So here you'll find the HLH.com Excessively Facetious & Strikingly Snarky Poll, where Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you. Screw the rest of these sites with their silly "options" which are voted on by the same people every single time and always turn out the same. Who won? Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione. Oh well, gee, there's a shock. Well not here! Every week or bi-weekly...whenever I feel like posting a question... you'll have a different Harry, Hermione or HHr question up that you can vote on. Or just laugh at. Cause really, the votes don't count. At all. That's because HHr is the only votable option. Ever. So it's just for fun.

»  The Anti-Poll...

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Link to Me
Here's how to link to my site from yours (especially if you're using content from my site!)

If using something from my site that you've gotten permission to use, credit me simply by leaving a link to either my site or the specific page you took it from.

If you'd like a button for your site, rather than a text link, feel free to use one of the following:

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Site F.A.Q. & Usage Guidelines
Before using anything from my site on your own site, mailing me with questions, or flaming this site, please read the F.A.Q. and Usage Guidelines below! Very simple, common sense stuff that will make my life easier. There's also some general information about me and this site, if you're interested.

»  Site F.A.Q & Usage Guidelines
»  Detailed Edited For Stupidity FAQ- My thoughts on a lot of topics that affect this site.

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Awards and Appreciation
I'm very honored and grateful for any awards or special "thank you's" from anyone or any site. Many, many thanks!

The Accio Awards! Best Shipper Site.
Best Shipper Site- Accio awards!

ADEDDR Awards. Multiple Wins: Best Character Site, Best Layout, Best Webmistress.
Best Character Site- ADEDDR awards! Best Layout- ADEDDR awards! Best Webmistress- ADEDDR awards!

The Portkey Reader's Choice Awards. Best Smut Fic, 2004. Taste, by Kate J.

The THPF Awards. Best Overall Harry Potter Site. 2nd Place

Absolutely Charming. Site of the Month, July, 2004

Emma Watson's Magic Award, Site of the Month, April, 2005

Robert Fans, Site of the Month, June, 2005

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