God damn it's foggy on Privet Drive. What? Do they live in a graveyard?
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"Sorry I'm late, Professor McGonagall. It took me forever to find robes that matched my new hat. So what's new?"
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"The Potters are dead. Voldemort, evil green light... you know the drill." ::cough, cough, cough:: "Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is with this fog?"
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"It's atmospheric and important to keeping the movie seem mysterious. Wait,...did you hear something?"
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"Holy Christ on a cracker, Minerva... get my camera. We're being abducted!"
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"Oh, my bad."
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"It's just Hagrid."
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Hagrid had brought Harry along to the Dursley's house at Dumbledore's request.
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Dumbledore could have brought Harry to live with him at Hogwarts.
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He could have sent him to live with a nice, semi-normal family.
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But noooo. He decided to leave Harry with...
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These fine folk.
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Good job, idiot!!
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"I only wish I could have been there in time to stop the Potter's from being killed,"
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"But I was really busy making this envelope look extra pretty."
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