As Hermione explains...
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...we see that Dumbledore enchants the ceiling.
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It would be nice if he spent his time on, you know, ridding the world of evil, rather than making the ceiling look pretty and picking out incredibly silly hats.
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Good job, idiot!
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So Harry, Ron and Hermione are sorted into Gryffindor, obviously. While Draco Malfoy is an obvious Slytherin. No one really cares about the rest of these kids.
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Oh my God, it's the Sheriff of Nottingham! What the hell??
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Harry thinks about his new home and his new friends...and Hermione, before heading off to bed. Boy, it certainly is blue here at night.
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Harry's first class is with Snape, who's got a great haircut. I think Jennifer Aniston had the same one last year.
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Next is flying class, where he tries to impress Hermione by flying around with Draco Malfoy.
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But Hermione isn't impressed. She knows he'll get in trouble. And so begins Hermione's pattern of trying to save Harry.
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But Harry doesn't listen, and shows off his catching ability...
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... allowing him to become the new school Seeker.
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And in turn, allowing us to meet Oliver Wood.
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Who's pretty much the best non-jailbait- aged eye candy in the movie.
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Although jailbait isn't always a bad thing.
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