Sometimes we just have to ask: what were they thinking? Fashion crimes against Dan and Emma in particular have been on the rise lately and here my guest editors and I will dicuss these fashion tragedies in hopes of doing a public service. Stop Fashion Crimes!

Note: Fashion crimes have no statute of limitation therefore I don't care how old they are. Style and trends will also be commented on. No offense is meant to any actor, only to the offending style. Just laugh and enjoy. And maybe protect yourself against fashion wrongs! And once in a while a Fashion-Do will be commented on so that we don't completely loose hope in Dan and Emma. We have to compliment them once in a while so they don't give up. Enjoy folks!

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Crime: Looking like a big pack of Lifesavers
Event: Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert
Cited: Dan Radcliffe
Date: 7.01.05
Guest Patroler: Heather from the HLH Group

Kate: Oh my God. Make it stop!!

Heather: Play Loud? "loud" being the key word for this fugly shirt. How about 'play quiet' like a good boy? I swear some of his shirts make him look like the biggest poofter.

Kate: At least the color matches his pimples. And is it me or does his hair make him look like one of the elder Hobbits? All he needs is a walking stick. He's like the rebel hobbit. Screw that sweet Hobbit song crap. He's going to party hard in the Shire, dammit.

Heather: Heh...that's the poor thing about being a makeup for coverup of nasty spots. However, if he DID wear it outside the set...he might as well wear a shirt that says 'total poof'. Not many men can pull off makeup without looking gay. I thought grunge died. The greasy bed head look. Oi....Dan, have great hair. At least comb your mop. Even Harry's untamed mane doesn't look like a rat's nest.

Kate: What's funny is this is a Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert. I hope he wasn't with the main audience cause RHCP fans would have killed him for even showing up wearing this shirt. It would be like wearing Dockers to a Marilyn Manson show. Sure it can be done, but who would risk it?

Heather: I was in Target yesterday and I swear I saw a baby jumper almost exactly like this shirt. Only difference it had Snoopy on the front. But the sleeves and colours ...oh my. I lost it and started laughing in the middle of the store. WTF is with the pin? To hold up his nappies? I'm suprised his best mates didn't take the mickey out of him.

Kate: This is a huge fashion atrocity. Maybe he's a superhero of some kind. Only a superhero can get away with this outfit. Like he's only at the concert to save Anthony Kiedis from the evil Lord Borax. His shirt arms are deflector shields from the laser beams that shoot out of Lord Borax's evil flying monkey's eyes. And the hair... it's poofy like that so that he can hide all his superhero weapons. By day he disguises himself as a very white, mild-mannered, fashion victim.

Heather: Super Anorak with built in Gaydar Deflector Shield on his left arm. Ridding the world of bad clothing by wearing it himself against his arch nemesis, the evil Chutney Ferret of Walmart Fashion Designs. Because you know, "Wally World" is the real anti-Christ and will take over the Universe...but not if Dan / alter-ego Super Anorak can help it!!!

Kate: Damn right! Wait...hold on just a minute...HOLY CRAP! I just realized- it's Screech from Saved by the Bell! I'd wondered what had happened to him! Tee hee. You know, I feel jealous that Dan can laugh while wearing that shirt, cause I certainly can't laugh while looking at it.

Heather: At least YOU can still look at it. I'm blind, now.

Kate: This pic should come with a warning, really. Poor Dan. So fashion hopeless.