You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.
So welcome to the HLH.com's Excessively Facetious & Strikingly Snarky Poll, where Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Screw the rest of these sites with their silly "options" and "choices" which are voted on by the same people every single time and always turn out the same. Who won? Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione. Oh well, gee... there's a shock! Well not here! Every week you'll have a different Harry, Hermione, HHr or miscellanious question up that you can vote on as many times as you like (just right-click on refresh). But since HHr is the only votable shipper option- ever- the votes barely even count. So just have fun and leave your comments below!
What Do You Think of Harry/Dan's Hair?
1. That's Harry? I thought it was my old primary school librarian, Mrs. O'Flannigan, circa 1978.
2. Ahh the 70s. Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. How I don't miss thee. At all.
3. Harry, not being able to take all the stress of being hunted by Voldemort, quits Hogwarts and the wizarding world and becomes the 4th BeeGee.
4. Nevermind Harry. Look at Ron. He looks like Pippi Longstocking, without the fun songs and garter belts to make him appealing.
5. I know the movies like to take some "liberties" but, gosh, I must have missed the part of the book where Harry became a hippie.
6. Harry's wearing jeans an is in a tux and in some hot red and black TWT uniforms. And all you can think about is his hair? You're focusing on the wrong part of his body, trust me.
7. Fine with me. It's just that much more for Hermione to hold on to when she's snogging him senseless. : )
8. ...Or to rip out when she's doing other unmentionable things to him.
