You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.
So welcome to the HLH.com's Excessively Facetious & Strikingly Snarky Poll, where Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Screw the rest of these sites with their silly "options" and "choices" which are voted on by the same people every single time and always turn out the same. Who won? Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione. Oh well, gee... there's a shock! Well not here! Every week you'll have a different Harry, Hermione, HHr or miscellanious question up that you can vote on as many times as you like (just right-click on refresh). But since HHr is the only votable shipper option- ever- the votes barely even count. So just have fun and leave your comments below!
Seriously, HHr Flamers Are...?
1. Morons.
2. Monkeys.
3. Moronic Monkeys.
4. Just sore because their ship isn't as fun as ours.
5. Secretly ship HHr, but just can't admit it to themselves.
6. Secretly ship HHr, which is why they continue visiting my site.
7. They're still moronic monkeys.
8. Dumb as a box of George Bush's.
9. Dumber than a box of George Bush's.
10. I think they actually are George Bush, flaming over and over under different names. It would explain the bad spelling and grammar.
