You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.

Well you know what? Fuck that. Here, Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
How will Harry and Hermione get together?
Two words: Fire Whiskey.
Someone will finally tell Harry that Hermione has a crush on him.
Cause, you know, it's not obvious or anything... ::rollseyes::
Maybe one of them will almost die leading the other to realize how much he loves her and how much she means to him.
Oh wait, that already happened...
Ron will get tired of hearing Harry masturbating in their room and just set them up together.
Hedwig will get tired of seeing Harry masturbating in his room and just set them up together.
Wait, why would anyone get tired of seeing that? Stupid freakin' pigeon.
Okay, this is becoming disturbing. I'm thoroughly disturbed.
As am I.
Hermione will finally get tired of waiting for Harry to realize that he loves her, and she'll just throw him against a wall and ravish him.
Hell yeah!
We can always kidnap JK Rowling and finish the series ourselves. Dammit.
Does it really matter? As long as they do.

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