You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.
Well you know what? Fuck that. Here, Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
What's the worst HHr fanfic-style you've ever read?
As long as it's HHr fic, they're all perfect in my opinion.
It's because of opinions like number one that force me to search through 500 crappy fanfics before I get to a decent one. Idiot. HHr fanfic is a priviledge, not a right.
Harry goes to Hermione's house for the summer, and she just happens to wear a bikini all the time, her hair is mysteriously straightened and her body is now perfect. Harry falls madly in love. And her parents, for no reason whatsoever, need to leave town for a month. Yeeaaaaah.
Well...okay, those are kind of fun in a way that makes you feel totally guilty for enjoying it. And they get points for getting Harry to get excited over Hermione in a bikini. At least there's a possiblity of some good smut action.
Fanfic which uses terminology like "hardened member," "my darling love," "her virgin femininity," "our love is destiny" and other spew-inducing tackiness. Just...eww. Stop it.
Seriously. I'm *begging* you to stop it
When Ron is completely out of character and suddenly all EVIL and tries to beat up Hermione or something and Harry has to come in and save her.
Yeah right. Like Hermione couldn't kick Ron's scrawny ass?? ::rollseyes::
Dude, the worst HHr fanfic is the kind that makes you wait, like, 20 chapters before getting into the smut. That just pisses me off.
Dude, I know!
Even worse, when a HHr fic has no smut. Why the hell write fanfic without at least a little smut? What the hell are they thinking? If we wanted angst where nothing romantic ever happens, we could just read the actual books.
2 Words: Mary Sue. Mary Sues should be shot and crucified. Then peed on. And maybe even set on fire after that.