You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.

Well you know what? Fuck that. Here, Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Have fun and don't take it too seriously.
Which is your favorite Harry?
Asskicking!Harry: tossing around Dumbledore's office, talking Parseltongue and expelliarmus-ing your ass to Tuesday.
SadLittleBoyNeedsAHug!Harry: watching his friends leave, watching Sirius die. Cause you just want to give him your teddy bear. Or *be* his teddy bear. Whatever.
FeelingSorryForHimself!Harry: wishing he weren't abused by the Dursleys, thinking about his parents, wanting to give up. Cause really, who but Harry could make self-pity hot?
Naked!Harry: in the prefects' bathroom while I watch... I mean, while *Myrtle* watches him...you know, whatever.
Any Harry, as long as he's with Hermione.

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