You know, I'm so tired of polls where we're asked what ship will end up together and we never get to see Harry and Hermione. We vote our little asses off, and some of you- don't lie- even try to cheat your sad little hearts into seeing Hermione and Harry as each other's #1 vote. But it still doesn't work.
So welcome to the HLH.com's Excessively Facetious & Strikingly Snarky Poll, where Harry and Hermione will always be the vote that wins. Always. There will never be another winner, except for the mildly amusing choices I give you which still point to HHr. Screw the rest of these sites with their silly "options" and "choices" which are voted on by the same people every single time and always turn out the same. Who won? Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione. Oh well, gee... there's a shock! Well not here! Every week you'll have a different Harry, Hermione, HHr or miscellanious question up that you can vote on as many times as you like (just right-click on refresh). But since HHr is the only votable shipper option- ever- the votes barely even count. So just have fun and leave your comments below!
Why do HP *NEWS* sites bring up shipper topics (polls, articles, etc.) when they know most of their fanbase is RHr anyway?
As a news site, to give everyone in the fandom a fair chance to voice their opinions in a respectable way, and to give fair and true results of polls to show the world what the whole of the fandom wants and thinks.
Yeah... right.
Why the hell do news sites even have shipper polls? Shouldn't news sites be unbiased? Freaks.
Because they constantly need their own sensitive RHr egos stroked.
Because they can't think of better topics.
Because they don't have any actual news.
Because they can't make up enough fake news.
Because they want to bash HHr, but feel they can't do it themselves without looking bad. So they make up shipper topics to allow their RHr/HG visitors to bash us on their comments board or forums, or they make polls where their majority (RHr) visitors can to outvote us in huge numbers on polls, giving a completely skewed result. This way they can continue to hide the fact that they're completely and unfairly biased.
Why the hell do I care? Much like porn, I only go to news sites for the pictures, anyway.
