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hahha... i will send JKR hate mail if she does NOT make harry and hermione go out with eachother!!! i HATE it when people say that its gonna be ginny and harry and ron and hermione... ITS SO STUPID!!!!! WHOEVER SAYS THAT WILL DIEEEEEE!!!!!!! .... [personal information omitted to protect the ignorant]


Why me?




it's a great page and everything, but don't you see it!! it's not harry and hermione that should be together, it's RON and hermione!!! it's obvious!!


I just love how people try to hide their flaming by giving a completely inappropriate compliment first... that's just funny. I actually hate these mails. If you're going to flame, at least be consistent.




HARRY DOES NOT LOVE HERMIONE!!!!SHE LIKES RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUH!!!!!!!YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU DISGUST ME!!!! THERE IS NO WAY HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE GETTING TOGETHER!!! IT JUST WILL NOT HAPPEN! RON AND HERMIONE ARE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!! YOU CANNOT RUIN THAT BY SPREADING AROUND HOW HARRY AND HERMIONE WILL END UP TOGETHER!!! THEY WON'T!!!! THEY JUST WONT. JKR EVEN SAID HOW HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE PLATONIC FRIENDS. THAT MEANS NONSEXUAL! AS IN, NEVER-GONNA-HAPPEN! SO I WOULD SUGGEST SHUTTING DOWN THIS TOTALLY RIDICULOUS SITE!


Evil!CapsLock strikes again!!!




Hello! This is J.K. Rowling. I just wanted to ask you if you ever read any of my interviews? Everytime the person that's interviewing me asks if it's going to be Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione, I say that the question is answered in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire because Ron is so jealous of Krum. How about you change your site into a Ron/Hermione site, since Harry/Hermione is never going to happen? I'll see you later!


Wow, I'm so excited that JK Rowling has visited my site so many times to flame me. I mean, I must have had at least 25-30 flames from "JK Rowling" sent to me over the past 2 years. I guess I'm lucky to have her visit my site so many times! ... So, do you guys just refuse to listen to me when I say that I LOG YOUR IP ADDRESSES (that means that I know what city your living in!)? Oh wait... what am I thinking? If you refuse to listen to rational reason then I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you won't listen to me.




you guys are retarted!!!!! harry loves hermione ....no freakin way.....whats your problem its obviously ron and hermione!!!! y would u put all this work into somthin thatll never happen....and when ron and hermione do happen what are u gonna do with this site then huh??? from a ron and hermione shipper GO RON AND HERMIONE!!!


... then the Apostrophe Fairy drives her 4x4 truck into this flamer's house and runs her over a few times. Apostrophe Fairy is a bit crazy. Her wings are all dirty and ripped. Her pinks tights are all ripped up and her fairy dust is more like dirt than glitter. She's drunk, pissed and ready to do damage to flamers who can't use simple grammar.




I think that your site is a complete waste of time and money. You are indeed one of the most self-centered people in the world. Even though i dont know you or anything i still think your slef-centered. Oh, and you got this site all wrong. It supose to be Ron and Hermione together cant you like see the love in the fricken air. Gosh! Your such a fricken dumbass you know. Especially since your like how old...55. like common person your wasting your life man. You probably never been laid either. Gosh your suck a loser. Oh and your obsession with harry potter is really freaking me out. TOM FELTONS HOTT!!!


Slef Centered, huh? Then, I'm too obsessed with HP, but then you sign "Tom Felton is Hot!"...oh wait, I want to be sure to quote you correctly: "TOM FELTONS HOTT!!!" Suck a loser?
Yeah. I rest my case.




hey my tether, frineds, and i think that it's hermione and ron not harry and hermione i thinck it's harry and cho but i cant say much abut cho and harry cus i'm on year 5 chapter 30 why do you thinck it's harry and hermione?


Does anyone speak troll? Cause I have no idea what the Hell she's saying.




i think this site totally sux. all that "eye candy" junk. ugh. whats the point of just completly dedicating ure time 2 a stupid ship? r/hr is waayyy more interesting plus there are way more "moments". this site would b gr8 if it wuz r/hr.


...and the world would be better without you, but you don't see me complaining.




Hey whats up Kate Like your site. Pretty neat I am a really big H/Hr fan! Go you for thashing thouse losers! but anyway you could be a little nicer to them remember they are "special" people, and its not nice to show the ignorence of complete "Advanced" people. Also, a little tip you should do a wall of fame for cool people and their letters give a little back to your friends not just idiots. One more thing what the hell is a ship? sorry not that edjucated cant spell that well if you havent already noticed.(p.s. that one loser who said ron and harry would get together is just sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Oklahoma we belive that On the first day god created the heaven and earth; and the magnime riffles in which to kill the diosaurs and the homosexuals! Go killing homos!!!) From a outspoken opionated person like yourself


Remind me not to show you any of my fav R/HR/H fics. Oh, and remind me to make fun of you for being a bigoted and dumb waste of life... So lock and load your magnum rifle. I have no doubt you'll end up shooting yourself in the ass.




hey... i was just watchin some music videos and i thought that you could use jesse mccartney but then i read that you hate him so i was thinking you are freaken stupid!!! how can you not like jesse mccartney??? i mean i understand hilary duff but stilll what is wrong with him? just wonderin... um... i do think your music videos are cool but i know none of the songs that you put on there!!! also i mean you prolly can't help this but the videos are kinda blurry and hard to see... oh yeah ive been meaning to ask... what if one of your kids saw this site??? would you even care if they see some of the stuff that is on there??? just wonderin... well your site is cool so i can't really criticize you that much... i was just trying to make a suggestion... i can't wait till you get the PoA recaps on the site!!! well got to go! ~!!!~CoWsRcOoL~!!!~ SaRaHpAsChAl


I'm just don't understand how someone can call me "freaken stupid" and not realize what and idiot they are.




I'm just wondering if you know that J.K. Rowling said the Harry and Hermione are "strictly platonic friends"? Because whenever someone mentions that in an email to you, you just insult them. Could you please tell me how you think that Harry and Hermione are going to get together if J.K. Rowling herself said they arn't? BTW, it's okay to support them, but as long as you know it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! I also think that some people are confusing H/Hr and E/D, and that's why they support this. Please email me a reply. P.S.If you email me and don't address any of the issues I brought up, such as J.K. Rowling's comment, and instead just insult me, it will further my belief that you know the Harry and Hermione will not get together. Maybe you know that, and you are just in denial. So, in more simple terms, how can you still think H/Hr is going to happen if the author of the books said it isn't. And if you tell me she didn't say that, I'll tell you to look up platonic in the dictionary. kewl_gurl3000@hotmail.com


You know, I don't think I could get my FAQ page any more blaringly obvious. Yet idiots still don't see it. It really is interesting. Am I just cursed to get mail from every moron in the universe who can't read (or write, or type, or shower, or use deoderant...)?




hey sluty whore how are they hangin are they saggy yet bet they are i droped you a line you whore couse i hate your fuckin site man it stincks like shit bitch how is the bub are you going crazy yet or are you to busy sucking cox is your twat swollen or is it always that way Love always your greatest fan Here is my site you whore now slowly get off your fat fuck'in ass and take a look don't fuck'in mail me coz i won't reply you effing mole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU-R-AEFFING-WHORE.NET


Now is that a nice way to speak about your mother?




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