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Okay, listen to these bits of R/Hr evidence that might put you straight. : 1. JKR said that Harry and Hermione were completely platonic friends. 2. When Hermione kissed Harry at the end of GoF, he didn't care at all. 3. When Hermy kissed Ron in OotP, Ron DEFINITELY noticed and was all dreamy and amazed. 4. In OotP, when Hermy kissed Ron, if Harry liked her in THAT way, then he'd be green with jealousy. But he wasn't. 5. Why do you all think that because Harry is the 'hero' and Hermione is the 'girl' that it's 'magically' logical for them to be together? I'm sorry, but I can't beleive you think that Harry would like Hermy in that way.

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This site is fucked up. I mean, come on. Harry and Hermione? Are you totally insane??? I have created a website for people like you. It's called: www.weareidiotsunited.com. Ron and Hermione make a waaaaaay better pair than Harry and Hermione. If you think that the 3rd film had ANY H/Hr scenes in it then you REALLY need your eyes checked.

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This site is shit. You really need to get a life. Whats next, Draco/Harry???? Mad. You're mad. and pathetic.


Yes, and you're the bastian of sanity, aren't you?




Anyone who likes this site is clearly ignorant. Poor grammer, misspellings, awful punctuation and no capitalization litter the guestbook.


Um, yeah, from idiots like you who need to flame!




I just have to say... HAVE SOME OF YOU BONE MAD!!!!!! Hermione and Ron look EXELENT together. I mean Hello If you watched all the movies you could tell they like each other. Don't pay attention to the site.GEEEZZZEEE!!!!!!! -Aileen:)

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I think Hermione & RON look great together:) I LLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE Your movie. Can I Be In It!!!:) PPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Aileen


I guess I could answer you if I knew what "BONE MAD" meant. And that was a question, wasn't it? «-- See, that's called a question mark. Say it with me. QUES-TION-MAR-K. Oy.




yall. r. slow. it is NOT gonna be harry and hermione! omg! clearly and obviously u have all only seen the very misleading movies. jkr has said herself that harry and hermione will NOT hook up!! this site is sick!


Yes. I'm sick. So you probably shouldn't visit anymore. (::Kate prays this will work::)




GOSH PPL!!!!!!!! UR NOT JK ROWLING SO U DONT FUCKIN KNOW IF HARRY AND HERMIONE OR RON AND HERMIONE ARE GONNA END UP TOGETHER!!!!! Y R U SO OBBESSED W/ THIS STUFF!!!!!!!!!


...Asks the person who flames a website that has nothing to do with her. And I'm obsessed?




Ron and Hermy are sooo much better together. It's sooooo clear, IF you have read the books. No t in real life tho, Ruperts MINE!!!


I'm sure Rupert will be happy to hear it. Lucky him!




Please put on the slightly skwed recaps of harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban. all of the &)%#$!&%(&#$@ who think ron and hermione will end up togehter are all wrong hermione and harry were ment to be with eachother dont you get it you %&#^*%($


I feel bad for the universe. I really, really do.




I completely agree that Harry loves Hermione, but as FRIEND. There is no indication in the books that something romantic will happen between the two of them. Even JKR says so... she say they are nonsexual friends and they will never kiss. Don't want to be rude but you guys need to become R/Hr shippers!


Well gosh. No one has ever told me that before. I'm so glad you've shown me the light.




WaT iS wItH yOUr SitE Wht iS IT HaRryLoVeSHerMiOne?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!?!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! hRRY DoeS Not LoVe HeRmIoNe, RoN LoVeS HerMiNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YoU ARE DelIuSiOnEll WaT'S WroNG Wit !U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Holy Christ on a cross.




well...what the heck! what is it with everyone thinking harry and hermione have a thing! They might not! You only think that cuz they're playing in some movie together! Like, i agree, I think they make a good couple! But I dont go ahead and make a website called "harryloveshermione.com! and all thats on the outside! Maybe on the inside, Hermione finds Harry really intimidating and Harry finds her very intimidating! But really now! Just stop!


Um...what the hell are you talking about? I swear, some people just want to see themselves type.




Your pathetic! why make somthing so stupid?Their no going to happen anyway!-Honestly!

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This is just rubbish! Everyone knows that Harry and Hermione arnt together so why bother making a site about it?! Sorry butits a really stuiped idea!


So is mailing me over and over again. Doesn't seem to be stopping you.




Dear Foolish, Miserable Mortals, Your perils and defeats amuse me greatly. READ THE BOOKS, ASSHOLE HUMAN CRETINS! ILLITERACY IS A PROBLEM! Perhaps you can still get HELP for your issues, fuckers! I don't REALLY care! YOU ARE SO SEVERELY MISGUIDED THAT IT PAINS ME, CRETINS! ROT IN A MERCILESS PIT OF HELL, YOU MORONIC IDIOTS! THE TEAKETTLE OF JUSTICE WILL CAST SPELLS UPON YOU AND RUIN YOUR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE! -Sexy Shul, the Teakettle of Justice

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Hahaha..this site truly is the ultimate in pathedic. I'm going to be laughing at you hysterically when the last two books come out. But, oh, wait- you've already CONVINCED yourselves that Harry and Hermione is going to happen, so, like everything else, you'll probably ignore it when Ron and Hermione actually happens. OR, it will happen, and you'll be sitting there going, "Ron wasn't 'dating' Hermione! He was pretending to be in love with her so he could secretly transform into Harry at night!". I can't wait for your ludicrous rebuttal statements! Have fun being sucked into a miserable vortex of defeat!

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What a beautiful R/Hr site! It's so good to know that so many sane, smart people exist in the world! Ron and Hermione all the way, baby! Wahoo!


I feel like I need a shower. Anyone else?




Come on people everyone knows it's NOT Harry & Hermione! They are like best freinds (and no more!) Ron & Hermione are jealoce of eachother (like Hermione goes out with Krum or when Ron gets kissed on the cheeck by Fleur.)And they act like they don't care, but they do. It's like they have SECRET CRUSHES on eachother, but the're too stuburn to tell eachother.


Like, totally? And, like, really? Like, I had no idea.




ALL I WOULD LIK 2 TELL U ALL...IS DAT DIS IS D WORST N D MOST INSANE SITE I HAVE EVER KOM ACROSS.... THE TOTAL I DEA OF HARRY LOVIN HERMY IS JUST SO ABSURD... BUT WELL NOW I DO AGREE DAT GOD MAKES SOM PPL TOTALLY DUMB EG:KATE WHO CANT GET D SIMPLE HINTS IN D BOOK DAT TIS NOT HARRY-HERMY BUT RON-HERMY BUSINESS.... GOD....... BUT YEH....U PPL NEED REAL GUD LUC 2 KEEP UR SITE GOIN 4 A LONGER TIME... LOL....POOR PPL....


You know, no matter how many times I see it, I never get enough of an all caps message. Combine that with the fantastic diction used here and... just ...a masterpiece.




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