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NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT HARRY & HERMIONE ITS HARRY AND LUNA!!!!!! its RON and HERMIONE!!!!! WAAA lol jkjkjkjkjkjkjk.... ur pics make me cry..... i am a TOTAl Dan luvr, that hopefullly explanes whut i wrote above!!!! :D + i look kinda like luna, s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o if i get cast!!!! (not likely, i live in US, so.... that TOTALLY sux.... ) srry, im rambling.... XD
Yeah so ANYWAYS...i just read the skewed recaps and I must say you weren't
being very nice, retard! OR very intelligent, for that matter. Jkr has
created a beautiful world. You think that that world is perfect and waiting
for you to step in and destroy it. You may think that R/Hr shippers are like
Jehovah's witnesses, but we are doing this for your own good, not ours! YOU
are being a terrorist, you realize that? Which is far more sinful than being
a Jehovah's witness. I know for a fact that JKR visits HP websites (because
she said so on her own official site) but I pray to god that she never came
across yours. She would have to take drugs for the rest of her natural life
to escape from the reality she hated: that reality being that her perfect
fictional world was destroyed. BY YOU (and your fellow Nazis). Is that what
you want? I THINK NOT! You completely changed the ending of CoS to be that
Voldemort is a R/Hr shipper. And you were implying that R/hr shippers are
bad people. Well WE'RE not the ones who go around blatantly making fun of
H/Hr shippers in "slightly" skewed recaps. you've contradicted urself a
million times. First you said you WANTED h and hr to be together, then you
said you wouldn't care if she got with Ron. Pick one and stick to it, girl.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. See ya!
The flaw with this site is that it's called Harry loves Hermione. Sure. Harry might like Hermione, but the real question here is: Does Hermione love Harry? I can answer that with a single word. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hermione loves RON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron loves HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now get that through your thick skulls!! Harry and Hermione MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The DEVIL probably likes Harry and Hermione. Oh well. If you people read the books, you'll get a VERY unpleasant suprise when Ron and Hermione happen!!!!!!!!!!!!When that happens, I'll be back to LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Later, LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once opon a time there was a girl named Kate Jones who loved pretendin there was love where there was not. She thought it ought to be Draco and Ginny and Ron and Cho. (Um, since when?) But Most of all she loved to pretend there was love between Harry and Hermione. She was obsessed with it. She created a web page called harryloveshermione.com and posted wonderful stories about lust between the two. (So glad you like them!) Oh but alas! There was no such thing. It was to be Ron and Hermione for sure! But did all the clues toward this couple stop poor little Kate? Ofcourse not! How could it be so! It was to be Harry and Hermione and no one else! She did everything she could in her power to convince the public of her rightness. (I guess reading the FAQ is too much trouble when you're working so hard on your little piece of Chaucerian quality literature here, huh?) But her attemps were far from helping. Infact they made things worse! Everyone went to her site to laugh and to scorn. But Kate thought atleast I still have JKR on my side. But alas it was not so. (First these idiots think they know JK so well, now me. It's a virus, really.) Many a interveiw and many a book told quite plainly that it was to be Ron and Hermione not the other pair. And slowly, slowly all Kate's plots turned to dust....
Hope you like it ;-)
Wow, I never knew u were sooo stupid, just get the fact that Hermione and Harry ARENT getting together! And don't put people on the wall of stupidity for giving facts u shit. Harry and Hermione are friends, thats all that will ever happen. And your slightly screwed rehaps, never gonna happen, and why is it always the hero gets the girl?? thats soooo lame and u know it. JKR knows it to, that always happens, and shes doing it different, the sidekick gets the girl, Harry gets the painful death. I mean Harry is gonna get a girl most likely, but not Hermione. So what are u going to do if u are wrong? TAKE DOWN THIS FUCKING STUPID WEBSITE! and your fan art? HOW FUCKING LAME IS THAT!!! JESUS CHRIST! and one more thing, if your a mother, and u have kids and u are making a harry potter website with your free time, i bet you don't have a life, unless you got pregnant from a 12 year old if ur that desprete! GOD U LOW LIFE DREAMER ASS HOLE! HOW FUCKING OLD ARE U, 99? GIVE ME JKR's PHONE NUMBER IM GONNA GET HER DOWN THERE TO BEAT YOUR FAT ASS! OH YEAH U BETTER NOT PUT ME ON THE STUPIDITY!
OMG! u guyz r so stupid! y do u guyz go throught all this wen u all no dat he loves cho and even afta they broke up in the 5th book?????? u guyz r all so stupid and we can say wat we want its a free country but seriously, mayb in real life they cood lyk each other but in the book we all no dat its alwais goin to b H/C and R/Hr! FAR OUT! u guyz seriously hhav to get a grip and get back to the real facts of the book! its getz kinda annoyin wen pplz keep sayin its H/Hr!! u guyz can think wat u want but we will always no its harry and cho and ron and hermione!WOW! i am soooooo glad i got dat off my chest! i just realli h8 it wen pplz keep sayin H/Hr but i think this site is REALLI COOL!! kate u shood hav a page of cho chang ;)
EVERY1 HERE! WE ALL NO DAT HARRY LOVES CHO SO Y R U GUYZ GOIN THROUGHT DIS???? U GUYZ HAV READ THE BOOKZ, RITE? IF U DID U WOOD NO HU HE LYKZ AND I HAV AND ITS CHO NOT HERMIONE HERMIONE IS HIS GAL BEST FRIEND NOTTIN ELSE!
Ron and Hermione will end up together! So there!!!
I dont like hermine or harry potter I like rupert grint love you
harry does not love hermione.that is the biggest lie i have ever heard.im only ten and i know that theres no connection between harry and hermione except pure friendship.it is a lie tell you.a big lie!
oh please, this website is a load of rubbish and everybody who has read the harry potter books knows that!there is no possible way for harry to like hermione or for hermione to like harry ,because harry likes cho chang ,and hermione likes viktor krum.i would be one of the people who knows that because im working on book five!anyway i thout I should just let everybody who reads the guestbook know how I felt about this untrue website!
have any of you been over to ronloveshermione.com? i actually found it quite humerous. i suggest you all go check out the quotes and exerpts section....so weak its not even funny. well, actually it was.
Hey! How could you say something this cruel! Harry does not love Hermione! Have you even read the books?!
Rone has been dropping hints to Hermione their whole hogwarts life! you must not really be a fan! How can you truly be one and come out with something like this and publish it on a website?!!!!!!
HEY ALL! I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS SITE IS REALLY COOL BUT HOWEVER FAR AWAY FROM THE ''TRUTH''! AS WE ALL KNOW HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE NOT TOGETHER! HERMIONE HAS A CRUSH ON VICTOR KRUM AND I DON'T THINK THAT HARRY AFTER HIS LITTLE ADVENTURE WITH CHO IS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE. THEY ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS! BUT WHAT ABOUT DANIEL RADCLIFFE AND EMMA WATSON...? ARE THEY ONLY FRIENDS OR IS THERE SOMETHING STRONGER BETWEEN THEM...?