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The following e-mails are real and unedited. I have in no way edited anything to make the person appear even dumber than they actually are. In fact, I don't think it would be possible. However, names and e-mail addresses have been omitted to protect the ignorant. Submissions are in black, my comments are in blue.
Ron loves Hermione Hermione loves Ron Harry loves Ginny Ginny loves Harry Luna loves Ron hehehe how many times must we tell you this ??
ok, so everyone doesnt have to keep asking, people who support the ron and hermione relationship HAVE to go to this site in order to see pictures of the 4th movie...trust me, no one in their right mind would want to listen to you pricks going on and on about harry and hermione bullshit, but, unfortunately, we have no choice! so stop asking"why would you even go to a harryloveshermione site?" okay bitches?
Hey.. I just veiwed this site, and I wanna know what makes u think that Harry loves Hermione anyway
i think my name says it all, but to elaborate, this is the biggest load of rubbish i have ever read, i suggest you stop living in denial and face up to the fact that harry and hermione will never be more than friends, and you will see this when books 6 and 7 come out.
Hi! This is jk rowling! id just like to say i LOVE ur site but Hermione and Ron love each other sorry. HOW DARE U CONTRAVERSE MY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tips for pretending to be someone you're not:
1. You probably shouldn't use net-speak.
2. "Contraverse" isn't a word. I'm pretty sure a former teacher like JK wouldn't use it.
3. Remember that I can see your IP address.
4. Try actually sounding like the actors or JK. We've seen them in interviews. Come on- you can do it!
5. Don't say things like "I love your site" then do a complete 180 and bash it.
I heard your pregnant so I hope you loose your baby because no one should have a DUM mother like you. it would be better off dead int he ground./ Harry and Hermuione aren't going to happen LOSER! This site sucks so much. If you think Harry and Hermione will get together than you have seriously mental issues. That's all I have to say.
do you honestly think that harry and hermione are going to get together???!!!! do you like actually know that for a fact???? i was reading through the other things that people were writing to you and i must say that they were the most hilarious things i have ever read!!!!!!!!!!! you people need to get a life and quit thinking about harry and hermione.... you know i just thought about something... wat about poor ron?? who is he going to end up with?? you cant say that hes going to be all happy about harry getting hermione and then he ends up with nobody!!!!!!!! wats wrong with you people??!!!???!!!!?? you know im really interested in wat everyone else has to say about this. please type in your own thoughts on the harry-hermione-ron triangle and i promise i WILL read them!!!!! but please no harry hermione freaks, they make me want to burn the harry potter books! thank you whoever made this site it makes me see the realness of life and how much everyone is stuck on stupid fictional characters.
Hey H/H shippers Like the titanic your ship will sink!
OMFG...YOU PEOPLE HAVE ISSUES!!! The AUTHOR has admitted that Harry/Hermione ISN'T happening. By now if you still support that horrendous excuse for a "ship", you are living your own twisted Disney fantasies. The "hero gets the girl" scenario is truly chauvanistic. This must be a collaboration of a bunch of "damsels in distress" without real careers and male figures in their lives who will always be more prominent than they are. Get over it, losers!
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL THROUGH THE FUCKIN TOWN. DO THE WHEELS IN UR BRAIN GO ROUND AND ROUND? BECAUSE U ARE SERIOUSLY THE DUMBEST PEICE OF SHIT TO EVER WALK THE PLANET. I HOPE U ROT IN HELL. AND BY THE WAY, THERE ISNT EVEN ANY EVIDENCE OF A HARRY/ HERMIONE RELATIONSHIP ON THE SITE. NAME ONE THING BITCH. THIS SITE MAKES ME SICK. U R SO DISTGUSTING. I FEEL BAD FOR UR CHILDREN TO HAVE A DUMBASS FOR A MOTHER LIKE YOU. I BET THEY WILL KILL THEMSELFS JUST TO HEAR U SPEAK. I KNOW I WOULD, HONESTLY, HOW THE HELL DO U PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT. THATS CRAZIER THEN LIKING LORD OF THE RINGS MORE THEN HP. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
really love your "Edited for Stupidity" page. It's funny how worked up you get when people insult you in your guestbook. You must be pretty insecure to feel it necessary to comeback at anyone who disagrees with you. I'm excited to see what you say about this message (and I know you'll say something, since you wouldn't want people to think you couldn't refute an insult, no matter its validity). By the way, this entire site is bullshit. It's deceitful and crooked to contort events in the Harry Potter books to make it look like attraction between Harry and Hermione. The Harry Potter series does not revolve around a sickly romance between two friends, no matter your opinion. Try reading foul dramatic novels written by minds as dirty as your own, rather than children's stories that are fighting for innocence as it is. If you were real Harry Potter fans, you'd show more respect for J. K. Rowling's creation.
look, i know who you are, your rita skeeta and id just like to say, on behalf of hermione and myself that we are NOT an item. we are good friends yes, she was there for me along with ron all those times iv been in trouble. this has gone too far now and hermione and me are prepared to do a deal; you stop writing shit about us and i'll give you 40 galleons, if you fail to cooporate hermione knows some pretty desent spells! signed Harry J Potter
God your so stupid! You call everyone that doesn't ship h/hr and tells you that you should shutdown the site a moron, idoit, troll monkey, or a fool. But you know what? YOUR the moron, idoit, troll monkey, and a fool! I didn't think anyone could be so stupid till now. Oh and you talk about all those 'awards' you should give to the people who 'flame' you? Well you should get the award for The Stupidest Person Alive. i hope your rot in hell with emma watson! HAVE FUN!
oh my GOD you all r sooooooo stupid. How could so many idiots actually think those people like eachother!! they just play a character!!! It's called acting not real life! and like the author of the books would actually talk to any of you morons. You're making a mockery of her books. This is probably not what she intended when she started writing these books. They r pieces of art and you people r making them seem not as fun by arguing over whether Hermini likes Harry or Ron!!!If I were you all i would be so ashamed of myself! and this is coming from a teenager and you all r what 40 30 at the least. I feel really bad for the author because just from a few websites you r turning people off from wanting to see the movies or read the books! If i was somebody looking to see if the books were any good and i came to this website i would be so turned off that i would probably never read the book! and it is terrificly written and i love them but i'm not an idiot that gets all obsessed over it!!! you all r complete idiots!!!!What do you have to say to that!!HUH HUH Punk!lamo!
this is so stupid ,what you did !!!!!! Harry likes Hermione ,and Hermione likes Harry back and Ron likes Hermione and Hermione likes him back they like eachother in the books and movies 'cause that's the way J.K wrote the books !!!!!! They don't like eachother not in real live ,evryone knows that !!!!!!!hello this is photedick !!!!!stupid and it's anoing people !!!!!!!can't you see ???why are you doing this ???IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT REAL HAPPEND IN THE BOOKS YOU SHUD READ THEM !!!!!!SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN WHANTED TO KISS HARRY ON THE LAST OF BOOK 4 AND SHE DIDN'T WHANTED TO KISS BOUTH OF THEM IN REAL LIVE !!!!!!! I THINK YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO ,HMMM ?? YOU SHUD JUST SHUT UP !!!!!!!THOSE ARE ALL LIES !!!! YOU'RE CRAZY !!!!!!!!1