EXTRAS: THE SLIGHTLY SKEWED RECAPS

So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!



"Harry!!"


"Hermione!!"


"I've missed you so much!"


"Me too."


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"Look at you.... your voice has dropped and your shoulders are all manly...."


"And look... I lost the bowl haircut and I have 2 eyebrows in this movie!!


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And even though Harry is a wizard, he doesn't fix his glasses. He wants Hermione to do it.


And she does, making us squee with glee.


"Seriously, I love when you do that."


"I know."


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