So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Harry waits in the Great Hall for Hermione.	Who finally shows up.	"Baby!"
"This is our big moment... you ready?"	"Get over here!"	[...]
[...]	[...]	[...]
"Hermione!"	"Harry!"	"I've missed you so much!"
"I know. But see how wonderful this is?!"	"Hey- you said we could snog, finally, after this!"	"Come on, let's get out of here."