|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Harry makes his way back to the common room, when he finds the petrified body of the Blade 2 reaper. I mean Justin. And a diary. Which talks to him. [...] [...] [...] [...] [...] [...] [...] Harry suddenly gets Terminator'd into the past. Where he sees Hagrid and Tom Riddle, this incredibly good-looking Slytherin who's obviously evil, arguing about something. The entire scene is really pointless, except that we see that Hagrid looked like Joey Ramone when he was a kid. If you don't know who Joey Ramone is... you suck. So Harry exits the Psychadelic Express, and runs off to Quidditch practice. Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |