|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! [...] "Well, I've sort of been using them to line Hedwig's cage." "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow..." "Sorry... I thought Hagrid sent them to tide me over..." "Wait...no! You mean they're ruined? Those magazines were all that got me by! " "Bwahhhh!" [...] "Oh no, now look what you've done. The ass-master is coming." "'Ass Master,' sir? I didn't know your masters made you perform the same duties as mine. Don't worry I'll take the blame..." "Just let me get into position, here..." "WHAT?? No! Just... eww... Dobby, no! I just meant that he's a jerk and he won't be pleased to see you." "And you kind of smell. No offense." [...] "I can't believe your masters make you... make you..." "They call me 'just the right size'..." Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |