So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Hermione and Ron just happen to be sitting nearby. Hermione runs over to defend her man.	"No one asked you to come over here, you filthy little mudblood."	[...]
Ron tries to stand up for his friend.	But he forgets he's only a sidekick.	And is quickly reminded.
Back at Hagrid's hut, Ron takes a nap while Hermione is upset.	"Sweetie, talk to me! I don't understand..."	"He called me a 'mudblood.' It means I'm filthy and dirty because I'm not from a wizarding family."
"Oh... baby... that bastard!"	"It's okay. I actually don't mind that much. I mean, it gives us these incredibly sweet moments together."	"Plus, in the next movie, I get to punch him in the face."
"Can't wait for that!"	"Don't worry sweetie. I'll kick his ass later anyway."	"Is anyone even going to thank me for trying?"