|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Those poor, poor bushes. Off to the Burrow. And the Burrow? Rocks. I don't know what Ron is always complaining about. "Um, maybe because I'm ignored and I'm poor and I'm not getting the girl, and I always have to have funny faces like this one at all times, and... "Did you say something?" [...] Hey, I wish I had that dishwasher... Aww! "Oh, hello, I'm Ginny. I'm crucial to the plot this year, yet I still only get 4 lines of dialogue." "Hey, don't make funny faces! That's all I've got!" "Here you go, Harry. Here's about 50 eggs and some big, fat sausages. All the juice and fruit you want! Now, yes, we're poor, but don't you go feeling guilty about eating this much. We always manage." [...] "Eat up!" Finally, we meet Big Daddy Weasley. "Hello there, Harry! Good to finally meet you! You didn't see me in the last movie because I was too busy working a double shift to pay for this breakfast." [...] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |