|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! So off to Hogwarts they go. Harry and Ron try to run through the barrier. "Yeah, somehow this is going to end badly for me." Oh no... Aww... AWW... that ain't right! "Son of a bitch!!" "I think the gateway sealed itself!" "Aww, gee, you figure that one out on your own there, Sherlock? Or was it the sound of my head cracking on the brick wall that tipped ya off?" [...] "I mean, *hoot* *hoot*." So they take the car to school. "Once again, this is going to end badly for me." In catching the train, the train almost catches them. And guess who's going to get it first? [ ! ] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |