So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

They go to see Hagrid, but they're interrupted by...	...Dumb.	And Dumber.
And the King of all that is Dumb in the country of Dumbland.	I can't remember anything that happens in this scene because I'm completely distracted by the fact that Luscious is wearing a bow in his hair.	It's not a hair tie. It's not a bead.
It's a freakin' bow.	He is no longer Luscious. I've lost respect for him. He's back to Lucius.	Can I borrow your pretty bow, ya girly man?
Anyway, I think I heard something about Dumbledore being fired.	He's shocked.	"What?! Just because half the school is laying in the hospital wing?"
"Is it because Voldemort is off sitting in one of my bathrooms while I play with my hats?"	"Is it because I almost let Harry die every single year?"	"Well, that's not fair."