|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! But practice is interrupted. Which is always unfortunate. "Wait a minute. This was the only scene I had in this movie! And some crackhead monkey cut me from the 3rd movie. Now you're telling me..." [...] "Yes, Maam." "Potter, hurry... something's happened." "Should we get Ron?" "It doesn't really concern him, but okay." "It doesn't concern Ron? Wait...oh God, it's Hermione, isn't it?" "Is she alright? Tell me now!" "Oh God...Baby!!" [...] [...] "Hunny, wake up..." "She's been petrified. And she looks kind of freaky and scary with her mouth open like that." Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |