So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

But practice is interrupted.	Which is always unfortunate.	"Wait a minute. This was the only scene I had in this movie! And some crackhead monkey cut me from the 3rd movie. Now you're telling me..."
[...]	"Yes, Maam."	"Potter, hurry... something's happened."
"Should we get Ron?"	"It doesn't really concern him, but okay."	"It doesn't concern Ron? Wait...oh God, it's Hermione, isn't it?"
"Is she alright? Tell me now!"	"Oh God...Baby!!"	[...]
[...]	"Hunny, wake up..."	"She's been petrified. And she looks kind of freaky and scary with her mouth open like that."