|EXTRAS: THE SLIGHTLY SKEWED RECAPS|
So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!
But before they can sneak out, Hagrid comes back from Azkaban.
Everyone is excited.
Harry is bummed he still isn't getting snogged.
He's been through a lot and it doesn't seem fair.
But Hermione smiles at him.
Then Harry remembers that they still have the train ride home.
And they lived happily ever after. Until the next movie, when Harry and Hermione wear jeans and look really great, and Snape is still violating Mrs. Norris and Gary Oldman is in the movie and Harry and Hermione snog like crazy and hold hands every five seconds and Ron finally gets a decent haircut and there's a new Dumbledore, but he's still an idiot, and there's a flying chicken, or something, and there's a DADA professor that isn't insane and is actually competant, so obviously there's something wrong with him, and the Ring Wraith's less evil cousins come to torment Harry and Malfoy gets punched by Hermione and Harry learns who got his parents killed and everyone is sad... yeah, other than that, they lived happily ever after.