|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Oh well. He's pretty to look at. That's all that matters. "Leave him alone, you sexy bastian of evil you." [...] [...] "Hey, hey, hey. This is our movie. Move it along." But maybe his love for Ginny will change him. "Are you out of your bloody mind? I'm evil. I LIKE being evil. I don't love anyone. Well, except me. No freakin' Weasley is going to change that!" ::under his breath:: "Freakin' fanfic writers." A moment later, we meet Draco's father, Luscious Malfoy. I mean Lucius. No, I mean Luscious. Cause Mr. Malfoy? Holy! I don't even care that he's evil. "I'm Mr. Malfoy. I'm going to be trying to kill you, and especially your little girlfriend, in the years to come." [...] Big Daddy Weasley makes his way over. Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |