So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Oh well. He's pretty to look at. That's all that matters.	"Leave him alone, you sexy bastian of evil you."	[...]
[...]	"Hey, hey, hey. This is our movie. Move it along."	But maybe his love for Ginny will change him.
"Are you out of your bloody mind? I'm evil. I LIKE being evil. I don't love anyone. Well, except me. No freakin' Weasley is going to change that!"	::under his breath:: "Freakin' fanfic writers."	A moment later, we meet Draco's father, Luscious Malfoy.
I mean Lucius.	No, I mean Luscious.	Cause Mr. Malfoy? Holy! I don't even care that he's evil.
"I'm Mr. Malfoy. I'm going to be trying to kill you, and especially your little girlfriend, in the years to come."	[...]	Big Daddy Weasley makes his way over.