|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! For no reason whatsoever, Hagrid is going to Azkaban. "Pricks!" "Oh no! Look! Ginny's been taken!" "Yes! I finally get a storyline!" "Yeah, but your the sidekick... this is probably when you'll die!" [ ! ] "That's it!!!" "I'm tired of being the recappers buttmonkey!" "Oh gee, let Ron fall asleep when the troll's attacking..." "...let Ron live in squaller while his best friend is rich and gets the girl..." "...let Ron get the funny burping slug-fest!" "And now my sister is getting a bigger storyline???" "This is some bullshit." "Come on! Follow me..." [...] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |