|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! "Oh my God, Harry, you're... you've got a chest...and your hair, and your arms! And you've got that manly vein thing in your neck..." "Um ...hi?" "And look at you! Your hair and God I've missed that smile!" "I know! I've wearing jeans and my crazy hair actually kind of works for me cause it's in style now! I've missed you so much, Harry." [. . .] [. . .] "Um hello?" "Hey, you know I have my own room... wanna go check it out?" "HELLO?" "Definitely. Does it have a big bed then?" "Huuuuge." "Going to my happy place... Going to my happy place..." "Oh damn, I forgot that Mr. Weasley is here. Later I suppose..." "Definitely." "So how was your summer?" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras