So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Seriously, Harry and Hermione are the only good looking people in this entire movie. It's frightening.	But this is a little beyond frightening. This is leaping into just plain wrong.	Maybe if the wizarding world would take my good hygeine advice, physical problems like this wouldn't occur.
Anyway, when Tom finally leaves with his hump and dirty fingernails (Board of Health much?), Harry learns he's not going to get in trouble for blowing up his aunt.	"Nothing?! I won't even be arrested? I was looking forward to getting a prison tattoo."	"No, no, no. Of course not. It never happened, dear boy."
"What are you talking about? I was there..."	"No, no no. It was just your imagination, you see."	"But it did happen! I watched her fly through the sky earlier this evening..."
"Oh no, you see, that was just a weather balloon."	"Yep, a weather balloon for sure. No worries."	"How can you think my aunt was a weather balloon? I mean, sure she's fat, and I guess I can agree that they're about the same size... but it was a person. It was my aunt."
"Nah uh."	"Uh huh."	"La, la, la I can't hear you!"