So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

"Amazing woman, really."	"Um, K. Can I do my Boggart now?"	"Oh...of course! By the way, I just wanted to tell you that you have your mother's eyes. Her big, beautiful, sparkling, angel eyes. It's how I recognized you. And her hair was like a glorious crown of beauty and I wanted to brush it for her but she just laughed at me. Anyway, go on..."
[ ! ]	"Go on then. Go ahead!"	[. . .]
[. . .]	"Noooooooo!"	"Um, drama queen much?"
Oh look. A moon.	Scaaaaary moon.	"That's not, like, a clue or anything..."
"Oh, um... yeah. Lesson over. Sorry. I really need to go get my drink on. See you all later, then."	It's a very weird class. So weird that Harry has to have a long, close-up shot.	Now that that's over, they can go off to another really weird class.