|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! "Wait, how do you know this?" "Oh... I should explain. You see... I'm a ...a..." "Former sidekick." shocked [. . .] "Yes, it's true." "I was in love with your mother. Lovely woman really. She was an extraordinary witch... hermione [. . .] "Her kindness was almost unusual..." hermione [. . .] "She was there for me at a time when no one else was..." hermione [. . .] harry smile on bridge [. . .] "And she had the hottest pair of legs. She had the type of body that made me want to drop down on my hands and knees and thank God I'm a man..." "DUDE!" "Sorry, but you see, I know what it was like to be in love with a woman I could never, ever..." "...ever, never, ever, ever, never...." "...never times infinity plus one ever love me back. Just like Hermione does Ron." "It's heartbreaking. I rebelled after Hogwarts. Started hanging out on Knockturn Alley, learning Dark Arts, sleeping with trolls..." "Eww." "I was a mess." "Seriously... Ron's in this movie???" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras