|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! "Oh and by the way... the Ministry decided to have these creepy, psycho, soul sucker things - slash - killers hanging around you kids this term..." "Don't worry. They aren't here to hurt most of you." "Like you, or you. Or you or you. Or you." [. . .] [. . .] [ ! ] "So anyway, they'll be around looking for an escaped convict. Oh yeah! I should probably tell you all about that." "But why bother? They'll only try to kill a few of you..." [. . .] [ ! ] "Anyway... hope you don't mind. Of course they should have sent out not-insane, qualified Aurors to do this job..." "Or... maybe... owls. Giant owls. Owls that can rip a man's arm off and transform into black crows with red eyes..." "Oh man... that would rock so hard!" [. . .] [. . .] "Sorry." "Anyway... try not to piss them off or they'll tear you a new one." [. . .] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras