So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

After sneaking out of DADA, the trio goes to visit Buckbeak, who's scheduled for slaughter.	ron "Wait, what????! When did that happen????"	"Well of course we're going to save him."
"Oh, speaking of which, I have to go off and punch Malfoy."	walking to malfoy [. . .]	ron and harry watching [. . .]
punch [. . .]	malfoy running away [. . .]	harry "It was all I hoped it would be. You were great baby."
"Told you. Who loves you?"	stares [. . .]	[. . .]