|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! "Oh you know...blew up my aunt, uncle was sneaking into my room at night...the usual. And you?" "Got boobs." "Good job!" [. . .] "Well you know, I had an interesting summer too, I..." "Did you buy that cat?" "Yes, isn't he brilliant? I was going to name him 'Harry', but that just confused him when I talked about you to him..." "..I ...I have this rat, you know..." "...So I named him Crookshanks. Have no idea why. But he'll become important later in the movie. And he loves you. I've taught him well." Awww. "Hey there, Harry!" [. . .] Holy Crap! Big Daddy Weasley's been hitting the Atkins diet! He's like Hot Daddy Weasley now! Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras