So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Harry misses Hermione terribly and he's tired of being a slave. So he decides to leave.	But not without kissing the family goodbye, of course.	[. . .]
"I still see no difference."	Harry quickly realizes he has no where to go.	Except to sit on the curb. Cause, you know, it's a whole 10 feet from his house. Way to run away, Harry!
"I'll be a fugitive from justice."	"A rogue."	"A renegade."
"Maybe I'll get a job. Save up enough money to get to Hermione's house."	Harry ponders what his talents are.	Then he realizes he has no real muggle talent. Although he is really good at being poor and abused. That's about it.
But he is pretty hot this year. And he's finally got a great haircut. He decides he can either become a man whore...	...sell blood and semen...	Or he's screwed.