Harry misses Hermione terribly and he's tired of being a slave. So he decides to leave.
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But not without kissing the family goodbye, of course.
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[. . .]
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"I still see no difference."
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Harry quickly realizes he has no where to go.
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Except to sit on the curb. Cause, you know, it's a whole 10 feet from his house. Way to run away, Harry!
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"I'll be a fugitive from justice."
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"A rogue."
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"A renegade."
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"Maybe I'll get a job. Save up enough money to get to Hermione's house."
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Harry ponders what his talents are.
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Then he realizes he has no real muggle talent. Although he is really good at being poor and abused. That's about it.
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But he is pretty hot this year. And he's finally got a great haircut. He decides he can either become a man whore...
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...sell blood and semen...
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Or he's screwed.
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