EXTRAS: THE SLIGHTLY SKEWED RECAPS

So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!



And by the way, am I the only one to be completely creeped out the the New!Neville?


He's thinner, but, somehow, his teeth are larger than his whole body.


I'm totally skeeved out.


It's like a cross between Prince Charles and Tony Blair.


In case that's not clear, it's not a good thing.


In fact, that would be my Boggart.


Hermione and Harry sneak to the back to snog.


While Ron faces his Boggart.


"I'm sorry...who are you?"


[. . .]


"Just open the freaking door."


But nothing happens.


"What's the problem?"


"Oh, uh... sorry there Don... John.... whatever. I guess the Boggart feels you don't have enough of a role in this movie to have a special Boggart, just like the rest of these kids."


[. . .]





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