|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! And by the way, am I the only one to be completely creeped out the the New!Neville? He's thinner, but, somehow, his teeth are larger than his whole body. I'm totally skeeved out. It's like a cross between Prince Charles and Tony Blair. In case that's not clear, it's not a good thing. In fact, that would be my Boggart. Hermione and Harry sneak to the back to snog. While Ron faces his Boggart. "I'm sorry...who are you?" [. . .] "Just open the freaking door." But nothing happens. "What's the problem?" "Oh, uh... sorry there Don... John.... whatever. I guess the Boggart feels you don't have enough of a role in this movie to have a special Boggart, just like the rest of these kids." [. . .] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras