The next morning, everyone tries to forget the fact that Vernon is a big perve.
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Except Harry, who's still pretty mad. But he's trying to get Vernon to sign a form so he can snog Hermione in Hogsmeade in peace.
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Vernon takes yet another opportunity to be cruel to Harry and tells him no.
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"No." |
"Look if you don't sign this, I'll kick you out of the next movie!"
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[ . . . ]
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Oh my God... it's the Trunchbull!
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Noooooooooooo!
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It's not at all surprising that Trunchbull loves Harry as much as the Dursleys do.
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Which just proves, once again, that they're all still mad...
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...that Harry is the hottest one in the family.
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And I should be applauded that I managed to wait a page and a half before mentioning that.
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Because PoA Harry?
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Holy. Christ. On. A. Cross.
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That's all I'm sayin.
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