|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Harry sees McGonagall talking about Sirius Black and decides to go for a listen. "So who is this Sirius Black?" "I'll tell you really loudly for no apparent reason so anyone can overhear...Sirius was that Hogwarts student. You remember, he was the hot guy who scored all the time. He was James's best friend and was responsible for killing them! And he's trying to keep Harry and Hermione apart." "He was Harry's father's brother's best friend's neighbor's roomate." "Somehow that makes him his Godfather!" harry "Noooooooooo!" Harry can't believe it. hermione walking to him in snow [. . .] hand reaching to him [. . .] "Baby? Tell me what's the matter. It's okay." "He's my Godfather. And he killed my parents." "Oh honey, why didn't you come talk to me? I could have set you straight. He didn't do it." "Don't worry. You'll find out really soon." "I love you. Don't cry." ron 30 feet away "Um, hello? Can I walk over now?" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras