|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Harry gets on... "What? Oh. What?" And Hermione is extremely nervous for the love of her life. "Oh my God, Harry is in danger!!!" "Oh my God, I'm so scared for Harry!" "Are we in any way unclear about that?" So Harry goes for a ride. Wouldn't it be funny if he fell off right here? Everyone's excited. Except Malfoy, who decides to be an ass. So Buckbeak sets his ass straight. Which Hermione has been waiting for. [. . .] [. . .] "See. Told you. Who loves you?" "Damn you're great." Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras