|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Quidditch is really hot this year. Because Harry gets all wet and looks fantastic in his new Quidditch uniform. Hermione notices. And even though players are being struck by lightening and set on fire and will probably catch pnemonia- the game continues. Good job, idiot. The Dementors see Harry. "OmiGosh! Hey you!! We luv your Quidditch uniform!" "Seriously he's sooo cute!" "Oh God. Not again. Nooooooooooo!!" Harry flies, but can't escape. So he says goodbye to Hermione in his mind... ...and chooses death. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [. . .] harry falling [. . .] hermione scared Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras