|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Office of political buffoons and the morons who love them. "Oh gee, forget something?" "Hedwig!" "Don't give me that 'Hedwig!' shit. You so left me there! Don't even touch me." "You wouldn't have come back for me. You left me to rot with those bastards!" "Did you know that when you left they tried to eat me!?" [ ! ] "No of course you didn't know. CAUSE YOU LEFT ME THERE, YOU ASSBAG! They actually had turkey basters and a big pot all ready for me!!!!!!" "Hello there, Harry!" "Speaking of assbags..." [. . .] "Oh, don't even look at me, you Judas." "Come Harry. We have much to talk about." "Something to eat?" "What? Oh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" [. . .] [. . .] "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras