|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! "You know. Stuff like that." "But here's some more scenery for ya." "Bye now Harry!" Harry heads off to Hogsmeade. In Hogsmeade, Ron and Hermione visit the shrieking shack. "Well, this is awkward." "I don't know what to say to you without Harry around." "I think this is that sexual tension they're always talking about." "You're an idiot." [. . .] "We have no sexual tension, Ron. I don't even particularly like you. You're funny and can be nice sometimes. But you're still a bit annoying. Fighting does not equal love, no matter how many people's bad fanfics try to convince us otherwise." "It's not fair. I hate being a sidekick." "Don't worry. In book 5 Luna comes along. She's great. You'll like her. I think she'd be great for youas long as you don't go and muck it up." "Does that mean I won't die?" "Well.... let's just take it one day at a time. K?" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras