|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! Next up is Hogsmeade. But Harry can't go. "Sorry. But Sirius is after you and we have to make things really sad and depressing for you so the audience will feel bad." "They're trying to split us up. It's the Deatheaters, I know it." "The Good Shippers are trying to keep us apart." "Baby, don't worry. This is a good thing." "We're going to have all kinds of fantastic scenes together later. Trust me." "And some romantic music and flying and touching... Don't worry. I'll see you later. I'll miss you." [. . .] hermione waving bye Harry still hates being left behind. And it's really sad, just as McGonagall predicted. [. . .] Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras