On the train they meet a drunk and homeless bum.
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Then the train breaks down.
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And Hermione checks out Harry's ass.
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Then we meet the Dementors.
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"Hi there!!!!!!!!!"
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"Suuuuper happy to be here! Thought we'd come and mingle... introduce ourselves!"
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"So we're, like, the Dementors. But seriously though... if even one person tells us we look like the Ring Wraiths, I sware on my Prada handbags that I'll get so super mad. And I'll be like... whatever to you."
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"Seriously, it's soooo annoying. We're, like, totally different. And they get all the benefits because they're so popular now."
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"They think they're the shit because Peter Jackson chose them for the LotR movie."
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"Like, hellooooo, we could have done it too, you know. Now they get to wear designer robes. It's, like, so unfair."
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"Whateveeerrrr... they're total skanks anyway." |
"And it's so unfair. They got to carry those shiny swords around. I mean,... bling, bling!!! We can't even accessorize! We have to wear these drab numbers with not one hint of color."
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"I know! And they get pretty horseys! I'm sooo filing grievances with the union."
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"Although we do get that really cool ice thing..."
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"Ohmigosh! I toootally forgot about that!"
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"Yeah, the ice thing is sooo much cooler than the stupid swords. Speaking of which..."
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"Oh yeah! Suuuuper sorry, but we've totally got to do our whole freezy-pop thing right now. But I promise you'll feel super fantabulous afterwards."
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"Oh my God...is this him???"
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[. . .]
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"Oh my god...he's totally cute!"
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"I know!!!"
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