So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Oh look, there's another part of the castle that wasn't there last year. And yet more scenery.	"Hello there Harry."	"Do you know why I stepped in front of your Boggart?"
"Because it was important to the plot?"	"Well, yes. But I thought you'd also think of Hermione being dead."	"You know how I feel about her?"
"Of course, Harry. I know a lot about your fate."	"I actually thought of the Dementors."	"And how scary they were."
"And how they talked."	"They are indeed frightening. But... do you know of the prophecy, then?"	"Yeah. Voldemort told me last year before he boarded his Good Ship."
"I have to warn you Harry, there are many who follow him and his ideals. Right is wrong, up is down, fighting is love...they'll stop at nothing. You have no idea. They'll go to great lengths."	"They already stopped me from going to Hogsmeade with her. Dammit I had so many good ideas planned, too."	"Yes, Ron went with her."
"Ron's in this movie?"	"It doesn't matter. She doesn't love him.But you should realize that he loves her."	"Dude! No way."
"Way."	"Ron? Ron Weasley?"	"Yep."