So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

When Harry wakes up, the love of his life is sitting beside him	"Oh God... you scared me. Do you have any idea how worried I was?"	"Here's your glasses."
"I didn't get a chance to fix your glasses in this movie, but I've handed them back to you twice now."	"It's okay. I know you were scared. But I couldn't take the Dementors anymore. They're horrible."	"Did Dumbledore save me?"
"No, idiot! I did! Dumbledore just pointed and laughed at your body falling. He thought it was funny."	"Idiot."	"I really am sorry to worry you."
"Well I knew you wouldn't die, but I didn't want you to fall and break every bone in your body. How would we snog later."	"Oh yeah... that really would have sucked."	"Seriously... am I the ONLY ONE that knows none of this is supposed to happen? Where's Harry's firebolt, huh? I can't stand this!"