|| Extras: The Slightly Skewed Recaps!! || So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me here with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy! When Harry wakes up, the love of his life is sitting beside him "Oh God... you scared me. Do you have any idea how worried I was?" "Here's your glasses." "I didn't get a chance to fix your glasses in this movie, but I've handed them back to you twice now." "It's okay. I know you were scared. But I couldn't take the Dementors anymore. They're horrible." "Did Dumbledore save me?" "No, idiot! I did! Dumbledore just pointed and laughed at your body falling. He thought it was funny." "Idiot." "I really am sorry to worry you." "Well I knew you wouldn't die, but I didn't want you to fall and break every bone in your body. How would we snog later." "Oh yeah... that really would have sucked." "Seriously... am I the ONLY ONE that knows none of this is supposed to happen? Where's Harry's firebolt, huh? I can't stand this!" Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | « Back to Extras